ME (narrating) : Another shot of anesthetic and a few minutes later...
DOCTOR: How are we doing? Does it still hurt?
The doctor tries again to remove the mole with a scalpel.
ME: Nope, we're good - I can't feel anything.
ME (narrating) : I could smell my skin burning, though. Not my favorite.
ME (narrating) : Welp, tying a scarf just got more exciting.
ME (narrating, scowling at a jug of orange juice in the grocery store) : Orange Juice. I know I am holding you...
ME (narrating, showing only my hand on the keyboard) : Why is the brush doi-- Hand, you have betrayed me!
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