ME (narrating) : It started like any other hourly comic day...
ME (narrating) : ...In the midnight hour...
ME (narrating) : ...on the cusp of sleep...
ME (narrating) : ...and in the company of a beautiful woman.
ME (narrating) : Me.
I am lying in bed, stricken awake and wide-eyed.
Thud. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. /p>
NEIGHBOR (yelling loudly enough I can clearly hear through the wall) : Who wants to shower with me?
NEIGHBOR (yelling loudly) : I WILL NEVER EVER (garbled and incoherent) with you again.
ME (thinking) : Are they done?
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